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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 12:05

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

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